Gm Timekeepers! 🫡
Today’s day in crypto — scams, memecoins, and billion-dollar predictions. 😵💫
A fake Cloudflare verification scam just wiped out entire wallets, and CT is freaking out. Meanwhile, BlackRock's CEO casually hints that Bitcoin might dethrone the US dollar, and CZ is rage-burning millions in memecoins.
Strap in. Let’s break it all down. 🚀
1️⃣ Fake Cloudflare scam drains wallets. Security paranoia is at an all-time high.
2️⃣ Larry Fink just hinted that Bitcoin might replace the US dollar as the world’s reserve currency.
3️⃣ CZ Nukes $3.6M in Memecoins – Binance founder CZ is burning random airdropped meme tokens, telling degens to stop sending him “this garbage.”
4️⃣ Gutter Cat Gang’s GANG token sale flopped due to tech glitches and low interest.
5️⃣ New gaming blockchain goes live, but the token tanks 34%.
🔥💀 Crypto Chaos! Fake Cloudflare Scam Drains Wallets—Are You Next?
On March 31, 2025, Kook Capital LLC dropped a massive security alert on Twitter, warning about a fake Cloudflare verification scam that’s draining entire crypto wallets with one innocent-looking click. 😱💀
Click 'Verify' and Boom! Funds Gone!
Over 10,000 retweets in an hour… crypto Twitter is PANICKING.
Traders scrambling for safety—Binance trading volumes dropped 12% within minutes.
Yeah, it’s bad. And the worst part? Scams like this are only getting more sophisticated. 🤯
The moment this alert hit, the market flinched hard. Even the crypto giants took a hit:
📉 Bitcoin (-0.5%) at $67,320
📉 Ethereum (-0.7%) at $3,450
📉 Chainlink (-1.2%) and Cardano (-1.5%) got wrecked harder.
Smaller tokens got it worse – trading volumes dropped like a rug pull:
⏬ LINK down 15%
⏬ ADA down 18%
Meanwhile, DeFi protocols saw a 5% TVL boost as traders fled centralized exchanges. Looks like people trust their MetaMask over Binance now. 😂🔒
Bitcoin RSI hit 45—traders went from "Buy the Dip" to "Maybe not..." 🤔
Ethereum MACD flashed a bearish crossover—downward momentum incoming? 🚨
Active Bitcoin addresses dropped by 3%—guess everyone’s taking a "security timeout."
Ethereum gas usage down 10%—because nobody wants to transact during a scam frenzy.
🔹 DO NOT click on suspicious ‘verification’ prompts.
🔹 Disable auto downloads from your chrome settings
🔹 Triple-check URLs before connecting wallets.
🔹 Use cold storage like your life depends on it.
Oh, and AI-powered security tools? Might be time to start paying attention.
No AI-related tokens pumped today, but if scams keep evolving, expect AI-security plays like AGIX and FET to shine soon.
🤯 BlackRock CEO: “Bitcoin Could Replace the US Dollar” – Are We in the Endgame?
For years, people laughed at the idea of Bitcoin replacing the US dollar as the global reserve currency. Fast forward to 2025, and guess who’s not laughing? BlackRock CEO Larry Fink. 😳
Yes, the same guy managing a casual $11 TRILLION in assets just dropped a bombshell:
💣 The US dollar is at risk of losing its throne.
💣 The challenger? Not China. Not BRICS. It’s Bitcoin.
That’s right. The biggest asset manager on the planet is basically saying, "Uh, guys… BTC might actually be king soon." 😂
Meanwhile, over at the White House, President Trump is trying to keep the dollar strong AND make the US the crypto capital of the world. Sounds like a fun balancing act.
🛑 Threatens 150% tariffs on de-dollarizing nations (ouch).
🛑 Wants to dominate the digital asset space (but can the dollar and BTC coexist?).
Fink, however, is like, “Uh, yeah, good luck with that.” 🫠
🔹 US interest payments = $952 billion this year (yup, more than the defense budget).
🔹 By 2030, ALL federal revenue could go straight to debt payments.
🔹 Meanwhile, Bitcoin keeps looking more attractive to countries wanting out.
Decentralized finance is amazing, Fink admits. But also? It might just wreck America’s economic edge. 😬
BlackRock isn’t just talking—they jumped on Bitcoin early with their spot BTC ETF in 2024.
One of the greatest ETF launches in history.
🚀 CZ Nukes $3.6M in BSC Memecoins – “Stop Sending Me This Garbage” 🔥💸
Ever wonder what CZ does for fun these days?
Apparently, he burns millions in memecoins like it’s Monopoly money. 😮
💰 Total memecoins torched? $3.6M – GONE.
🔥 Top victims?
🥦 $Broccoli (caab): $1.1M (why are there two Broccolis?? 🤨)
🥦 Broccoli (714): $547K (seriously, what is happening?)
🐢 $TUT: $1.95M (Tutankhamun, is that you?)
And in true CZ fashion, he hops on X (formerly Twitter) like:
💬 "Burned some random memecoins. More burns coming. But PLEASE, stop sending me this stuff." 😑
Listen… if your plan was to flex by airdropping CZ your meme token… it just got vaporized. 🫠
🚨 AI burn bots could make this even faster
But wait!
Security concerns mean they’re still in testing. (Translation: CZ doesn’t want to accidentally nuke the wrong thing. Understandable. 😅)
Imagine launching a token, airdropping some to CZ, and watching it get incinerated within hours. 😂
Meanwhile, degens in the comments are probably spamming:
“CZ, Wen burn my portfolio?” 😭
“Bro, just hold for the next cycle.”
“Sir, this is a McDonald’s.” 🍔
So unless you like watching your tokens go up in flames, maybe… just don’t? 🤷♂️🔥
😹 Gutter Cat Gang’s GANG Token Fumbles Out of the Gate. No Vibes, No Sale?!
The Gutter Cat Gang NFT project tried to launch its GANG token on ApeChain on March 31—but instead of a smooth sale, it turned into a technical nightmare!
According to GCG’s chief architect, Yugen, the contract’s glitch is preventing a 100% liquidity claim on day one.
For at least an hour, the team tried to fix it—with no luck. And as if that wasn’t enough, the buzz on X suggests low interest: the sale only raised a measly 3.66 ETH (around $6,800) compared to the $1.08M target. 🤦♂️
They aimed to sell 12% of the total supply at $0.0089 per token, implying a $9M market cap.
Instead, it looks like nobody’s buying “just vibes” when there are no promises or roadmaps. 😅
This fumble has left the Gutter Cat Gang community scratching their heads. The token sale was supposed to be a win for degen enthusiasts, but now it’s more of a "meh" moment.
Will GCG manage to reschedule and reignite interest? Or will this debacle add to the growing list of NFT projects that promised the moon and delivered a dud? 🌑😬
For now, the GCG team is promising a new launch date.
Meanwhile, investors should keep a close eye on GCG’s Discord and social channels for updates—if they’re still into “just vibes” in a market that’s already seen better days.
📉🔫 GUN Token Tanks After Avalanche L1 Launch
Well, Off the Grid’s GUNZ gaming network is officially live on Avalanche L1! 🎮
But instead of popping champagne, investors are watching GUN token nosedive — down over 30% from its early Monday peak. Oof. 🤦♂️
GUN launched at a peak of $0.115 but is now clinging to $0.76 after a brutal 34% drop. 📉
Classic new-token syndrome: 🚀 quick pump, 🏔️ followed by a harsh dump. But there’s more to this story…
The GUNZ blockchain is live, and GUN is trading on Binance & other exchanges.
Great, right? Right? 👀
BUT Off the Grid (the actual game) hasn’t moved to mainnet yet.
Translation ➡️ No NFT trading, no full crypto integration, just vibes (and a black market for in-game items 🤫).
Gunzilla Games' Web3 Director Theodore Agranat did say the mainnet migration is "being worked on"… but let’s be real, that’s about as reassuring as “soon™” in crypto. 🙃
🔢 The Numbers Game: What’s at Stake?
Only 6% of the total 10B GUN supply is in circulation.
Market cap? A modest $47M. But the Fully Diluted Valuation (FDV)? A whopping $760M—peaking over $1B earlier today!
GUN is ranked #662 in crypto… yet its FDV outshines Gala Games (GALA), Axie Infinity (AXS), and Ronin (RON).
Web3 gaming projects love a dramatic entrance, and GUNZ is no different.
The real test? Whether Off the Grid actually integrates mainnet and delivers what it promised.
Otherwise, this launch might end up as another classic case of “buy the rumor, sell the launch.” 😅
What do you think? Bullish or exit liquidity?
And that’s a wrap for today’s 13th Hour 🕛!
Another day, another scam, another memecoin circus.
🎭 Stay sharp, double-check every transaction, and maybe don’t send your tokens to CZ unless you want to watch them burn. 🔥😂
Catch you tomorrow⏳
– Your daily chronographer 🔁
