⏳ Welcome back to The 13th Hour — your daily ticket to the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful corners of crypto.

If it’s brewing on the timeline, exploding on a chart, or conjuring conspiracy theories on the blockchain, you’ll hear it here first.

Today’s lineup 👇️ 

🧙‍♂️ A wizard memecoin casting spells on Solana.

👟 A Yeezy rumor running faster than Kanye’s next track drop.

🦠 And a Covid.gov memecoin (yes, seriously) making Fauci memes go viral.

🧙‍♂️ $WIZARD, A New Solana Meme Coin! Pure Magic or Misfire!?

If you thought memecoins were done cooking... $WIZARD just whipped out a whole new potion 🧪

Here’s the scoop ⤵️

• $WIZARD is a Solana-based meme token that exploded with a 9,130% daily pump! Yes, you read that right.

• Pump.fun, the Solana launchpad, gave it the initial spark with a shoutout on April 18.

• Rumors are swirling that Elon Musk’s cosmic aura helped push it further (no official tweet though — just classic crypto hopium).

• It even got a MEXC listing to lock in some centralized exchange credibility.

🎥 $WIZARD’s magic isn’t just numbers — it’s culture. Streamers, TikTokers, Reddit degens — everyone’s pulling out their wizard hats and riding this broomstick.

But before you get spellbound, its your chronographer’s duty to inform you of a few red flags to check!

🚩 Token concentration is high: Top 10 holders control over 31% of supply. Big whales = big dumps possible.

🚩 Multiple $WIZARD contracts exist. Scams and knockoffs are brewing — double-check the CA before you dive.

🚩 Volatility is insane: Think Mercury in retrograde + caffeine overdose.

👀 TL;DR: $WIZARD is pure, unfiltered meme energy — backed by Solana’s speed, boosted by degens, and sprinkled with a little Elon-fueled fairy dust.

Just remember: the bigger the spell, the bigger the backfire if you’re not careful. 🔥

👟 $YZY – Yeezy-Infused or Just Clickbait?

Kanye never drops quiet.

But this time? No music, no shoes — just crypto rumors louder than a Yeezy album drop.

• Milo Yiannopoulos (ex-Yeezy campaign manager) teased an Easter Sunday announcement.

• Degens swear whales dumped another Yeezy-themed token to ape into $YZY.

• The vibes? Cult-like. The facts? Still foggy.

To sum it all up… 👇

• $YZY’s running on Yeezus fumes and degens’ dreams.

• No verified Kanye involvement (yet), but if he is watching… expect a moon mission.

Before you lace up…

🚩 Whale activity = major swing potential

🚩 Unverified narrative = high risk, high delusion

🚩 Could moon, or just be another stunt in designer packaging

Before you put on your Yeezys, see what the whales are doing 👟

🦠 $COVID.GOV… Conspiracies on the Blockchain

Only in 2025...

This week, the White House quietly flipped the Covid.gov website — you know, the one that used to give you vaccine info — into a full-on page called…

👉 "Lab Leak: The True Origins of COVID-19"

Yeah, it’s exactly what it sounds like.

It pushes the Wuhan lab theory, throws shade at Dr. Fauci, and basically says, “we told you so.” 🔥

The internet lost its mind... and the crypto degens did what they do best:

🪙 They launched a memecoin. Meet $COVID.GOV.

Now $COVID.GOV is spreading like it’s 2020 again:

• Cheap entry.

• Massive trader count.

• And enough chaos to confuse Dr. Fauci himself.

The lowdown is that $COVID is part meme, part mass psychosis.

Low-cap = low stability, but high virality potential.

🚩 It’s a volatile playground — 30% pump, 29% dump in hours.

🚩 No fundamentals — pure narrative (or satire?).

🚩 You might catch more than gains if you’re not careful.

📰 Quick Bites: What Else Is Cookin’

Short, spicy, and straight from the timeline ⏳

😵 BASE JUST GOT RUGGED... Kinda…

A new token on Coinbase’s Base network — "Base is for Everyone" — shot to a $17M market cap... then nuked 90% in minutes. 🧨

Turns out, 3 wallets owned almost half the supply and dumped it all on retail.

Coinbase’s Jesse Pollak says memes are still the future, but yeah... maybe don’t ape into every "official-looking" Base token. 😬

Bottom line: Base didn’t rug. But some degens definitely did.

Welcome to crypto, where the only guarantee is no refunds. 🚀

🤑 IOTA Just Dropped A Bounty Board For Degens!

IOTA just dropped a Bounty Board on Discord — do simple tasks, like hosting X Spaces or making TikToks, and earn up to $500. 🔥

Talk about MoveVM, make some noise, grab some bags. 🎯

Shill smart, get paid!

🤖 Griffain’s AI Magic Levels Up With Workflows!

GriffinAI just dropped Griffain Workflows — pre-built paths for AI agents to do stuff like mint NFTs, launch memecoins, and airdrop tokens. 🚀

No coding needed. Just plug into their no-code AI Agent Builder and go full degen. 🎯

They also launched the AI Agent Playground so you can test your bots without breaking anything. 🧪

⏳ That’s a wrap for today’s time-travel, Timekeepers!

Keep your wands charged, your sneakers laced, and your BS detectors on max.

We’ll be back soon with more magic, memes, and mayhem from across the degensphere.

See you next time. ✨