GM chat and welcome back to another skibidi edition of The 13th Hour!

The Timekeeper: “Here we go”

Oh don’t be such a hater-maxi Timekeeper, I’m just trying to keep the vibes light for the degens with the fat gyatts.

The Timekeeper: “That’s not what the readers want bro. They want to see my drip.”

Then give it to ‘em, Timekeeper.

The Timekeeper:

Oh boy, the drip is insane. The degenettes are already clogging up my inbox begging for your deets.

The Timekeeper: “Hit me up ladies… I pay for dinner in Bitcoin.”

Alright, now that he’s called me poor without calling me poor, let’s dive into today’s news!

Today’s Topics:
🚀 Bitcoin rips past $100,000, ETH up 20% in 24 hours.

😎 OG Memecoins lead the bull charge.

⏱️ The Timekeeper’s latest memecoin picks.

🚀 Bitcoin Over $100k, ETH Back with a Vengance

Raise your hand if you trusted the plan and never sold your ETH.

The Timekeeper:

Two hands up Timekeeper? One for ETH and one for BTC?

The Timekeeper: “You know it”

Hell yeah. Well the talk of the town have been the monster green candles on both Bitcoin and Ethereum. Ever seen bears get rekt so hard a bank has to apologize for setting its targets too low?

What a bloodbath for shorts.

Oh yeah, they’re out there, losing millions and millions of dollars betting against good, hard-working, salt-of-the-earth degens just like you. Dance on their graves!

And yet, despite the ETH euphoria (surged over 20% in one day!) it just cannot keep up with the absolute rampage Bitcoin is on.

Sign of Bitcoin strength or of ETH weakness? Remains to be seen.

😎 Memecoin Bull-ievers Have a Good Day

Normally in crypto you have equal parts holders and traders winning. But this bull run has been different: traders have outdone holders in almost every part of the cycle.

Late last year, famous CT influencer MustStopMurad publicly gave his thesis on memecoins as “cult” communities, providing an ideological grounding to the memecoin frenzy. Since then, however, holders like him have had trouble making out well.

But during this most recent leg up, OG coins have led the charge while new trench runners lag behind. Are the tides at last shifting toward favoring holders?

This is from Issa, one of the most influential trench traders (and personal trader for Andrew Tate). He’s a bull on established coins, and for good reason.

I mean look at some of these candles!

Wow baby that is a lot of green. If you have underwater positions now may be a good time to consider doing some spring cleaning. Not financial advice!

⏱️ The Timekeeper’s Meme Picks of the Day

You didn’t think we’d leave you without some alpha did you? The truth is that the trenches have been relatively tame that last few days as new launches have given way to established memes & older narratives.

BUT! That doesn’t mean there haven’t been a few runners here and there may or may not be worth keeping an eye on.

The Timekeeper: “But this is not financial advice.”

That’s correct, thank you Timekeeper. Public service announcement to anyone who loses money on these picks I definitely do NOT live at the address listed at the bottom of this email and in the publicly available registration documents for the 13th Hour domain…

..err, so without any further ado, here are the newest coins we’re watching:

Fog: Frog with pit viper sunglasses. It rotates in the gif on dexscreener and a community is forming on CT. People are putting the glasses on everything.

Spot: Ever heard the phrase “comfy in spot"? It means you’re holding a spot position (as opposed to a futures/options position) so you’re not worried about getting liquidated. Comfy in spot coin! Could be the move?

Dood: It’s less clear what this is, so proceed with caution, but we wanted to include it because it’s currently at a $75M market cap (but only has $800k in liquidity: red flag!)

That’s time for today!

Thank you for reading another incredible edition of the 13th Hour. I know it’s my inimitable prose that keeps you coming back time and again.

The Timekeeper: “I say less than 20 words per newsletter and I still attract more readers than you.”

You’re so right Timekeeper, I’m chopped. “Washed” as the kids say!

Hey, by the way, happy 3 years since Luna!

If you’ve been with us since those golden days, congrats, you’re officially an OG. Complete with plenty of badass battle scars and probably terrible posture from sitting on the comp all day long.

Let’s see what the black swan event will be this cycle. One thing’s for sure though, we’ll be here to cover it.

Until next time, 13th Hour crew out!