Gm Timekeepers,

Markets have been downright disrespectful. Buy a token, and boom, instant downtrend.

Stablecoin yields are barely worth the effort!

But if you somehow 3x’d your money in 15 minutes on $DOGINME, congrats, you’re the chosen one.

Today, we’ve got price swings, big-money acquisitions, companies stacking BTC, and the latest update on the Hyperliquid drama.

A quick run through 👇

💸A trader’s withdrawal triggered a $4M loss for Hyperliquid, leading to new leverage limits for ETH and BTC. 📉

🚀$DOGINME surged 3x, while $GIGA crashed 85%, with Coinbase set to suspend it for NY users. Could a bounce be next? 📉

💰MEXC invested $36M in Ethena and USDe, aiming to disrupt the stablecoin market with attractive incentives. 🔗

💎Rumble bought $17M in Bitcoin, with plans for more, marking a shift toward crypto integration. 💻

💥Russia leans on cryptocurrencies for oil trade💰

💼 WLFI spent $100K on SEI tokens and completed a $550M token sale, deepening their crypto involvement. 💰

A savvy trader just made waves on the Hyperliquid DEX, pocketing a cool $1.8 million from a $200 million leveraged Ethereum trade.

💸 How'd they do it? Simple (but risky)

They had some unrealized profits (meaning they hadn’t actually cashed out yet), but then they decided to take some money out of their account. 

The problem? By withdrawing, they didn’t have enough margin (basically, a safety net) left to cover their position.

Basically…

1️⃣ Open a massive $200M ETH trade leveraged at 50x 🤑

2️⃣ Withdraw margin mid-trade, triggering an instant liquidation 💣

3️⃣ Walk away with a cool $1.8M profit, while Hyperliquid takes a painful $4M hit. Ouch!

And yep, it hit Hyperliquid’s HYPE token hard – dropping 8.5% in hours 📉.

🛡️ But here's the good news: Hyperliquid isn't staying down.

Firstly, it’s a drop in the bucket for Hyperliquid. The platform’s total profit over time is still around $60 million.

So, what’s next?

Expect tighter risk management and more stability.

Hyperliquid decided to limit how much leverage traders can use on BTC and ETH, meaning traders can’t go too crazy with their positions anymore. For example:

They are making it harder for people to bet huge amounts of money with borrowed funds, so they don’t end up wiping out their accounts (and the platform) again.

Two memecoins, Two wild rides 🎢

One memecoin moons 3x in 15 minutes, while another nosedives -85% like it just got rugged by fate itself.

📈 $DOGINME just pulled off the dream move – 3x gains in 15 minutes after Coinbase teased a possible listing.

Meanwhile, $GIGA got hit with crypto karma – tanking 85% on its big debut. And as if that wasn't brutal enough, Coinbase is suspending $GIGA trading for New Yorkers starting April 14th. 🤦

Listed, dumped, then delisted. Yikes! 📉😱 Peak comedy.

But wait—could this actually be bullish? If dumping -85% was phase one, does getting removed trigger the reversal arc? Asking for timekeepers who still have bags left.

So, which one are you betting on? 

The memecoin that just made overnight millionaires or the one that might be down so bad it has no choice but to bounce?

Stablecoin season is heating up, and MEXC Ventures just whipped out a whopping $36 million check for Ethena’s USDe stablecoin. 🔥

What is $USDe?

Unlike traditional stablecoins backed 1:1 by fiat currencies, $USDe is a synthetic stablecoin. It maintains its peg by collateralizing other stablecoins and taking futures positions, offering a unique approach to stability in DeFi.

💰 What's the deal?

MEXC split $36M into two chunks. $12M straight into Ethena and $24M scooping up USDe itself.

USDe demand is surging and everyone wants stablecoins, with usage shooting past $220M in market cap. MEXC clearly thinks this coin is headed to the moon.

But hey, MEXC isn’t just throwing cash around for fun (or maybe they are). 

They see stablecoins as the gateway to mass crypto adoption and think Ethena has what it takes to shake up the DeFi world. 

After all, who doesn’t love a good fight against centralized stablecoin overlords?

And to prove they’re serious, MEXC didn’t just invest—they also bought $20M worth of USDe. 

Why? To incentivize people to actually use it, of course.

➡️ Zero-fee trading pairs? 

➡️ High APR staking events? 

➡️ A $1M prize pool?

Suddenly, USDe looks like the cool new stablecoin on the block.

So, if you’re tired of watching your tokens tank the second you buy them, maybe it’s time to check out what MEXC is cooking. 

Or at least keep an eye on Ethena – because whether it moons or craters, it’s going to be interesting.

Rumble just made a bold move that has the crypto world buzzing: they dropped $17 million on Bitcoin.

 And no, they didn’t get it at some discount sale, they paid a cool $91,000 per Bitcoin. 😮

This isn’t just a one-off purchase. 

Rumble has bigger plans, with up to $20 million in Bitcoin potentially coming down the line. 

With backing from Tether, the stablecoin giant, and a cloud services deal with the El Salvador government 🇸🇻, Rumble is deepening its crypto commitment.

Imagine holding Bitcoin as a hedge against inflation and getting a taste of the future of finance.

For Rumble, it’s about integrating crypto into their business DNA. And this is only the beginning.

Russia's been cooking up more than just oil. It's adding crypto to its trade recipe. Who needs sanctions when you’ve got Tether and Bitcoin?

In an unexpected twist, Russian oil companies are using cryptocurrencies to dodge Western restrictions.

They're turning Yuan and Rupees into Rubles faster than you can say "sanctioned."

How it works 👇

Imagine how smoothly your own operations would run if you could sidestep traditional financial systems. 

No more red tape, just sleek crypto transfers. It's the future of "business as usual" under sanctions!

But yet, it’s not allowed for normal people in Russia to trade cryptocurrency - well it might be near? 

Or who knows, Russia want to use this technology in a very controlled manner

World Liberty Financial ($WLFI), the crypto investment fund linked to former President Donald Trump, just pulled off a massive $550 million token sale, catapulting it into the top 10 largest token raises ever.

541,242 SEI tokens. 👏

All this went down through the Cow Protocol on March 14. Curious? Yeah, we are too.

That’s not all. WLFI has officially wrapped up its token sale, raking in a massive $550 million. 🤑

Seems like the Trump family isn’t just about politics; they’re diving into crypto with a huge splash.

This token sale isn’t just some random project—it’s a massive step in bringing the Trump family’s business vision to the blockchain. 

With a hefty investment in SEI and the launch of WLFI’s token, we’re looking at some serious crypto moves here.

That’s a wrap. Timekeepers! 

Hold onto your hats, folks. It's chaos out here! 

One minute you’re riding high, the next you're in the trenches, wondering what happened. 

It’s like playing a game where the rules keep changing, but the stakes? Oh, they’re getting higher.

But you also get to enjoy all the CT and political drama, a win is a win right?

See you tomorrow 👋

– Your head chronograph ⌛