Gm Timekeepers ⏳,
This is The 13th Hour, your daily dose of what’s happening in the degensphere. And today, we bring you the furfect storm on Solana!
This time, it’s not just WIF and BONK making noise. There’s a new pack of memecoins on the loose, and they’re bringing the heat, the memes, and a whole lotta speculation.
Here’s what’s poppin’ in the degensphere 👇
🧸 $FUR — The Coin with the Hairiest Hype
You’ve seen the fur logos on Crypto Twitter, right?
That’s not just cute branding. It’s the $FUR effect!
📈 $FUR in the last 24H:
Up: +5,000% (that’s not a typo)
Volume: $31.8M
Liquidity: $281K
FDV: $4.2M
Traders: Over 42K fur fanatics
It launched with the meme: “What if Solana had a fur logo?” and the community went full zoo mode.
Even crypto companies on Twitter are joining the movement — changing their logos to look like fluffy carpets.
This is no longer just a token… It’s a vibe. 🌟
This is memecoin land. It’s cute until it dumps. Don't get rugged while chasing the fluff.
Stay fuzzy, not funny.
👔 Jobcoin: The Anti-Work Meme That Clocked In HOT
Imagine a memecoin that says “Quit your job, ape this chart” — that’s Jobcoin ($JOBCOIN) for you.
Born on Solana and raised on Twitter, this satirical token is rallying the troops with one battle cry:
“Work is dead. Memes pay better.”
And guess what? CT is listening.
Here’s the TL;DR on Jobcoin 🧾
🚀 Launched: Mid-April 2025 on Solana
📈 Volume: Over $10M in the first 24 hours
👥 Holders: 4,700+ in 1 day
🌐 Vibe: “Investing > Employment”
🔥 Narrative: A middle finger to 9-5s, loved by CT + normies alike
🧠 Quote of the coin: “Memes > meetings”
There’s also a Global Jobcoin (GJC) from 2017 with a real use case… but nope, not the same thing. This new Jobcoin is all meme, no HR department.
🧠 What We Think
Short-term pump? Very possible.
Long-term hold? Only if the meme keeps memeing.
Advice? Get in early, get out smarter. Exit before your shift ends.
⏳ 3. $TIME — The Most Valuable Asset... until it wasn’t
POW’s Gem Calls shouted this one out:
“Entry around 250K, pumped to 2M, now chilling at 650K–1.2M…”
🚀 Looked like a slow cook memecoin masterpiece.
😬 But plot twist: it crashed hard.
📉 The market cap dropped back to around $210K
Lesson of the day: Even TIME runs out.
📰 Quick Bites: What Else Is Cookin’
That’s what’s up in memecoin-land. Now, back to the serious crypto world (which arguably doesn’t seem any different 🤫)!
🧨 ZKsync Gets ZKrekt – $5M Poof 💸
An admin wallet on ZKsync got hacked, letting the attacker mint 111M tokens outta thin air (worth ~$5M). It was thanks to a spicy little function called sweepUnclaimed().
The kicker ➡️ It added 0.45% to the total supply.
👉 No user funds touched. But ZKsync devs are on cleanup duty.
💻 AWS Sneezes, Exchanges Panic 🤧
Binance, KuCoin, and MEXC all tripped over an AWS outage in Tokyo.
Withdrawals paused. Twitter raged.
The crypto takeaway ▶️ Web3 still runs on Web2 rails. Oof. 🤦
🎯 Raydium Drops ‘LaunchLab’ – Takes Aim at Pump.fun
Solana’s OG DEX Raydium is done watching from the sidelines.
They launched LaunchLab, a new token launch tool with better curves (literally — linear, exponential, logarithmic).
And RAY token popped 8% 📈 Community? Also PUMPED!
🕛 That’s a wrap, Timekeepers
From furry logos to anti-work memes and rogue admin wallets, today was peak degensphere energy.
But remember — in crypto, things move faster than time itself (pun very much intended 😉).
One minute, you’re riding $FUR, and the next, you’re wondering where your liquidity went.
So set your clocks, sharpen your memes, and keep your exits tighter than your entries.
The 13th Hour never stops ticking. ⏳
See you tomorrow, legends.
– Your Daily Chronographer 🫡
