13th Hour Video Version
Gm Timekeepers!
Today’s markets gave us whiplash harder than a leveraged trader on CPI day.
Bitcoin swung $6K in a heartbeat, TradFi vaporized $3T over a tweet, and somehow... Fartcoin moonwalked its way into green glory. 🤡🌕
Meanwhile, the legendary Hyperliquid whale is back at it with another degen masterclass, and someone just lost $100M after six years of conviction—only to miss the pump by 12 hours.
Add in a Trump-backed stablecoin airdrop and we’ve got all the ingredients for the perfect clown fiesta. 🎪
Let’s break down the chaos. 🫡👇
1️⃣ $1.4B liquidated in 24hrs as BTC whips between $74K–$80K. Solid support at $74K, but stay tight – the next move decides if we bounce or bleed.
2️⃣ The Hyperliquid Whale returns! Degenerate legend longed 47K ETH with 20x, banked $1.8M, and dipped again.
3️⃣ One poor soul got $100M liquidated after 6 years, hours before the pump. It's a brutal reminder that conviction ≠ protection.
4️⃣ While the market crumbles, Fartcoin ($FARTCOIN) pumps +30%. Memes > monetary policy confirmed.
5️⃣ WLFI holders might be airdropped a stablecoin backed by ‘Murica and treasury bonds. Patriotic yield farming, anyone?
📉 Bitcoin Whiplash + $3T S&P Mood Swing = Markets Are Officially Unhinged
Bitcoins swinging between $74K and $80K in one day 💃
While TradFi just added and deleted $3 TRILLION because of… a tweet (which was later deleted) 🐦💥
$1.4B in liquidations in 24 hours
$200M flushed in just one hour
Fear & Greed Index: 23, aka “Everyone's Crying in the Club” 😭📉
S&P: +5,500 points → -$2.5T in minutes. Why? Because someone thought there might be a 90-day tariff pause 😬
Bitcoin somehow found support at $74K — held by diamond-hands chilling since Nov 🧊💎
So if you didn’t get liquidated... congrats, you're technically winning?
Meanwhile, Wall Street just had an existential crisis over vibes and rumors. This is not a drill. This is clown finance.
Trader Alpha 🔥
BTC held strong at $74K despite $1.4B in liquidations—suggesting solid support from long-term holders.
If price consolidates above $76K, expect a bounce toward $80K+ as short sellers get squeezed. But break below $74K? Could freefall to $70K range.
Tight stop-losses. Wild volatility = big risk, bigger rewards.
💀 The Hyperliquid 50x ETH Whale Has Risen Again & they’re clearly not playing risk management
Guess who just surfaced again in the crypto trenches?
That’s right — the infamous “Hyperliquid 50x Whale” 🐳
This time, he’s “toned it down” to a casual 20x leverage on 47,253 ETH, worth $70.86M 💸
Just your average Monday degenerate trade.
After a month-long nap (probably meditating on volatility 🧘♂️📉), he woke up, saw ETH dip below $1,500, and thought:
“Hmm… perfect time to toss $47 million into the abyss.”
Entry: $1,459
Liquidation: $1,391 (aka a sneeze away 🤧)
And yet... he closed it in profit with a neat $1.87M gain — withdrawing $6.3M to Arbitrum like it’s just another Tuesday.
Peak profit touched $4.52M btw.
Why does this guy trade like he’s in a Netflix documentary called “How Not To Use Leverage”? 🎬
Because legend has it, he’s the same whale who YOLO’d 175K ETH with 50x leverage in March (worth $340M 😳)... This triggered a platform-wide liquidation cascade that cost Hyperliquid $4M+ in losses. 😵💫
Did he profit from that? Yes. $1.8M.
Did Hyperliquid lower max leverage after that? Also yes. To 40x (BTC) and 25x (ETH), just to keep him from going full kamikaze again.
Quick trading insights 🔥
🐳 Whales move markets — follow wallet flows, not just price.
⚠️ High leverage = high risk — 20x is not for mortals.
🧠 Secure profits early — the whale closed green before the dip.
💰 ETH $1,500 = key support — watch price reaction here.
❌ Don’t copy trades blindly — size and timing matter more than conviction.
🤯 6 Years, $100M Liquidated, and 12 Hours Later… The Market Pumps!
Imagine diamond-handing a position for six whole years… only to get wiped out literally hours before the pump. 😵💫
Yesterday, one unfortunate trader got liquidated for a staggering $100 million — a position he had held since 2019 on Arkham💀
This wasn’t some degenerate leverage ape.
This was a long-term bag holder who survived multiple market cycles, only to get rugged by volatility at the finish line.
12 hours after his liquidation, markets started surging.
Yep — if he’d held on just half a day longer, he could’ve seen green.
Instead, he’s watching the pump from the sidelines with a $100M loss and a whole lot of trauma.
Let this be your reminder: Risk management isn't just for leverage bros. Set alerts, review collateral, and use stop-losses.
Because even a six-year conviction can end in a six-second liquidation. 🧠💼
💨 Wall Street Tanks, Fartcoin Rises! The Only Green Candle in a Sea of Red?
While the S&P 500 is in freefall and Bitcoin just faceplanted below $75K… one memecoin is mooning.
Born from pure satire and zero utility, Solana-based Fartcoin ($FARTCOIN) bounced from $0.42 to over $0.60, defying every single macro trend.
Meanwhile, traders are crying into their red portfolios.
As Peter Schiff frowns and “Not Jerome Powell” reminds us “hot air rises,” Fartcoin proves once again that memes > monetary policy.
Even Fartboy is up 60%. Market logic? Never heard of her.
In a world where Trump tariffs tank markets and BTC bleeds, maybe a gas-powered memecoin isn’t the worst hedge after all. Fart responsibly.
What you gotta do ⤵️
Fartcoin volume is rising fast—watch for momentum-driven traders piling in.
Resistance at $0.60 could flip to support if this hype continues.
High volatility = high risk. Set stops. Don’t YOLO your life savings into gas.
Because when everything stinks, sometimes the only thing left to ride… is a Fartcoin pump. 💨
💸 Trump’s Stablecoin Is Coming… and You Might Just Get Some for Free
Hold WLFI? Congrats! You might be waking up to free money soon.
World Liberty Financial, the Trump-endorsed DeFi project, is planning airdrops of its new stablecoin, USD1, to WLFI holders.
Because what screams “financial freedom” louder than a stablecoin blessed by the Chief Crypto Advocate himself? 🇺🇸✨
They're calling it a “test” airdrop – supposedly to reward early supporters and, uh, test if the system even works.
How much? When? Who qualifies? No one knows. Because crypto wouldn't be crypto without vague timelines and eligibility rules. 🙃
If you hold WLFI, this might be your lucky break. Or not. They're still figuring out what “eligible” means and can cancel it anytime.
But hey, at least it’s backed by cash, treasuries, and good ol’ patriotic vibes.
Stay tuned to governance proposals and WLFI forums, and don’t count that USD1 before it hatches. It’s 2025.
Anything’s possible… including getting rugged by a free stablecoin. 🪙
And Time…
That’s it for today’s 13th Hour, where the markets are fake, the coins are memes, and the pain is very, very real.
From whales risking $70M on a sneeze to TradFi nuking trillions over deleted tweets—today proves one thing: logic is dead, vibes are king.
Stay liquid, stay skeptical. All you need to survive in this bear market is food and hopium💨
See you tomorrow ⏳
– Your daily chronographer 🔁
