Gm Degens! 🥷

What a day in the trenches!

Bitcoin dominance is flexing 💪, Solana DeFi is waking up from its nap 💤, and Trump’s memecoin is making serious bank 💰.

Meanwhile, the U.S. Treasury is talking about bringing crypto onshore, Binance is letting users vote on listings, and AI bots are out here naming and launching tokens.

Here’s what’s cooking today ⤵️

📈 BTC still hogging liquidity. Are we overdue for an altcoin season comeback? Some traders think so.

🌿 Solana DeFi ain’t dead yet. Yield hunters are finding fresh opportunities.

📉 Market squeeze incoming? Some traders are flipping bullish, expecting a reversal.

🇺🇸 Trump name-drops XRP, SOL, ADA. But don’t read too much into it. The feds aren’t aping in, just holding seized assets.

🐸 Trump’s memecoin prints $350M. With rumors of price manipulation and an 80% insider supply, things are getting spicy.

💼 U.S. Treasury wants to go full crypto mode. Talk of stacking Bitcoin like gold has bulls rubbing their hands.

🗳️ Binance goes DAO mode. Users will now vote on which tokens get listed or delisted.

🤖 AI now launching tokens. Grok suggested a crypto name, and BankrBot put it on-chain. Welcome to the future.

🍁 Coinbase adding new tokens. Aethir ($ATH) and Syrup ($SYRUP) are next in line for a listing.

🏂 From Olympic slopes to FBI’s Most Wanted. Ex-snowboarder Ryan Wedding is now a fugitive with a $10M bounty.

⏳ CZ wants to tokenize time. Imagine paying for a 30-min chat with your favorite KOL… in crypto.

It’s a wild market out there, degens. Buckle up and let’s dive in. 🚀

@arndxt_xo reminisces about December's altcoin season, noting that since then, Bitcoin has been hogging all the liquidity.

But hey, what goes up must come down – or at least, mean revert.

Could this hint at an upcoming altcoin resurgence? Stay tuned, degens. 

Yield Hunters, Assemble! 🌿🔍

@phtevenstrong drops the inaugural issue of "Best $SOL Yields," reminding us that, believe it or not, Solana is still in the DeFi game.

For those yield chasers out there, it might be time to dust off that Solana wallet and see what the ecosystem has to offer.

@Husslin_ shares a contrarian take, suggesting the market might be gearing up for a squeeze upward.

After shorting the news yesterday, they observed the market buying into an obvious event. Is a bullish reversal on the horizon?

Only time will tell.

As always, DYOR and keep those stop-losses tight! 🛡️

Alright, crypto Twitter – calm down. Breathe. 🫠

David Sacks just dropped a truth bomb 💣 on everyone hyping up Trump’s recent mention of XRP, Solana (SOL), and Cardano (ADA).

Turns out, Trump didn’t single them out for any deep, galaxy-brain reason – he just rattled off some of the biggest cryptos by market cap. That’s it. Nothing more. Nothing less.

🗣️ “People are reading into this a little too much,” said Sacks, basically telling CT to chill.

The real deal ⤵️

Trump’s new executive order is setting up a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve + a U.S. Digital Asset Stockpile (a.k.a. a stash of seized crypto).

But don’t expect Uncle Sam to start apeing into altcoins.

The feds aren’t buying. Just holding whatever they’ve confiscated.

📉 Meanwhile, the markets reacted like it was breaking news:

💰 So, what’s next?

Sacks hinted that the government might explore staking or lending some of these assets to generate value.

Imagine the U.S. Treasury staking Solana and becoming an official crypto degen. 😂

Until then, the market’s just vibing – waiting for the next big headline to pump or dump.

Stay strapped in, Roadies. 🚀

Looks like memecoins + politics = big business.

The $TRUMP token has reportedly raked in a whopping $350M for its creators, proving once again that degens will buy anything with a narrative. 🚀

🔍 Where’s the money coming from?

💥 Peak price? $75 on Jan 19 📊

💥 Current price? -82% from ATH 🫠

Some analysts suspect price stabilization tactics 🤨 – “buying back to stop the dump.”

Trump’s camp still owns 80% of the supply, dropping it slowly over 3 years. That’s some elite hodling skills. 🎩

🚔 Will the SEC come knocking, or will Trump hit ‘em with the ultimate “crypto is freedom” speech?

$TRUMP just set a new standard for political fundraising. 🇺🇸😂

The U.S. government is waking up to crypto… and it sounds like they want to be the main character. 🎬

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent just went on Squawk Box and made it clear:
🚀 America needs to be the global leader in crypto.

🔹 He’s pushing for stronger integration of crypto into the U.S. financial system.

🔹 Wants clear regulations so the industry doesn’t keep playing whack-a-mole with the SEC.

🔹 Supports Trump’s Strategic Bitcoin Reserve, which is filled with seized BTC. (Gov't bags 💰).

💬 “We need to be strategic about this,” Bessent said.

What’s new? 🤷

Bessent wants to not merely HODL but start stacking sats – like digital gold for the U.S. economy. 🇺🇸🏦

For years, the U.S. has been dragging its feet while other countries (ahem, Hong Kong, Dubai, El Salvador) embraced crypto. Now? The script is flipping. 📜➡️🔥

The U.S. isn’t banning. It’s building. And that’s a bullish shift. 🏗️🐂

Binance just hit the "let the community cook" button. 👨‍🍳📈

The exchange is giving users the power to vote on which tokens get listed or yeeted off the platform. That’s right – your fave coin’s fate is now in the hands of the degens. 🎭

💡 How it works

🎤 Why it matters

✅ Token listings = free market game show now 🎰

✅ Liquidity & exposure now depend on user demand 📊

✅ More transparency, but also more chaos ⚖️

Good luck to all the memecoins and midcaps. May the best token win. 👀🔥

AI called dibs on naming and launching crypto tokens. 

Here’s what went down:

Grok (Elon’s AI bot) suggested naming a new token DebtReliefBot ($DRB) 🏦💳

BankrBot (an automated bot) took the idea and deployed it on-chain within hours 🚀

The contract is live, and you can track it on BaseScan 🔍

Is this the start of AI-driven crypto creation – where bots aren’t just analyzing tokens, they’re building them.🤯

👀 What’s next?

The machines are here... and they’re launching tokens now. 🔥

Coinbase just dropped some news hotter than a jalapeño in July 🌶️🔥

They've added Aethir (ATH) and Syrup (SYRUP) to their listing roadmap, signaling these tokens might soon join the Coinbase family. 🎉

What's the buzz 🐝

Why it matters 🧐

🎯 Coinbase's Game Plan

By expanding its token offerings, Coinbase is not just keeping up with the crypto Joneses but setting the pace.

More tokens mean more options for users, attracting both new investors and keeping the OGs engaged.​

Keep your eyes peeled and your wallets ready, Degens. We got a couple of new dishes. 🍽️🚀

Hold onto your snowboards, folks!

Former Canadian Olympic snowboarder Ryan James Wedding, who once carved up the 2002 Salt Lake City slopes, has now carved his name onto the FBI's Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list.

The allegations ⚖️

💊 Drug Trafficking Kingpin: Wedding allegedly masterminded a transnational drug ring, moving massive amounts of cocaine from Colombia, through Mexico and Southern California, straight into Canada and various U.S. locales.

🔪 Murderous Orders: He's also accused of orchestrating multiple murders and an attempted murder to keep his narcotics empire intact.

💰 The bounty

The U.S. Department of State isn't playing around, offering a $10 million reward for intel leading to Wedding's arrest or conviction.

Got a lead on Wedding's whereabouts? Hit up the FBI via WhatsApp, Signal, or Telegram at +1-424-495-0614, contact your local FBI office, swing by the nearest American Embassy or Consulate, or drop a tip online at tips.fbi.gov.

Binance’s ex-boss Changpeng Zhao (CZ) just threw out a wild idea – what if KOLs (Key Opinion Leaders) started selling their time as tokens? 🤯

Yep, imagine being able to buy a token that gets you a 30-min call with your favorite crypto guru (or, let’s be real, a 5-min “gm” from them).

🔑 How it works

💡 Why this could be HUGE

✅ Transparent pricing for expert time: no more shady “DM for rates” 🤝

✅ Scalability: KOLs can manage their time without getting flooded by requests 📅

✅ Tradeable access: if you don’t use it, you can sell it like a concert ticket 🎟️

🤔 But will it work?

Similar concepts have been tried before but flopped. 🚫

Adoption, liquidity, and logistics are tricky.

If CZ or a major exchange backs it, though… this could be the next wave of creator monetization. 🌊

Would you buy tokenized time with your favorite crypto influencer? 👀⏳

🎬 That’s a Wrap, Degens!

As always, stay sharp, stay degen, and keep stacking sats. 🏴‍☠️💰

– Your degen for the day 🥷