Gm Timekeepers, 

Crypto Twitter 🐦 was missing drama for a while, so seems like Kanye West took matters in his own hands and decided to stir things up.

Suddenly, we see news of Bitcoin buys worth millions, followed by shorts worth millions – bullish or bearish?

Despite all the buzz, Bitcoin’s price has been consistently down. 🤷

Let’s dive into the details.

But before that here is a quick summary 👇

1️⃣ Kanye West Woke Up and Sent a Meme Coin to the Moon… and Back 🌕💀

2️⃣ Someone Just YOLO’d a $332M Bitcoin Short—Bearish or Just Degenerate Gambling? 🎲

3️⃣ Tom Lee Still Calling $150K Bitcoin—Bullish or Hopium Overdose? 🚀

4️⃣ A Biotech DAO just raised $1.77M to cure rare diseases—science, but make it Web3. 🚀

5️⃣ Pro-Crypto Policies Are Rolling In, But Prices Aren’t—What Gives? 🤔

Kanye is back online and, in true Ye fashion, broke the internet—this time with ticker $YZY (Swasticoin).

CA: 9gyfbPVwwZx4y1hotNSLcqXCQNpNqqz6ZRvo8yTLpump

One repost later, and BOOM 💥 $180M market cap in minutes.

Cue the FOMO frenzy 🪄 traders piled in, dreaming of Lambos 🚗 and early retirement 🌴

But just as fast as it pumped, it nosedived to $25.5M when early buyers cashed out. 🎢

Moral of the story?

Think fast, trader faster.

A massive $332M Bitcoin short just landed on Hyperliquid, and the crypto world is shook.

Is this:

🤔 A big-brain move backed by insider knowledge?

🤯 Or just a degen’s farewell gift to their life savings?

Either way, whales are watching, Twitter’s on fire, and this could trigger some serious market chaos. 

Traders are closely watching for signs of market manipulation or a broader trend shift, but no concrete evidence has surfaced yet.

Stay vigilant. Volatility = risk, but also opportunity.

Bitcoin is chilling at $85K, but Tom Lee isn’t sweating. 

He’s holding firm on his $150K price target by 2025, because:

📉 This dip? Just market cycles, not bearish news.

🏦 Potential Fed rate cuts could reignite investor demand.

Meanwhile, Bitcoin maxis say $150K is bearish and are out here throwing around $200K+ predictions like confetti.

A DAO That Cures? Yep, That’s a Thing Now!

Curetopia, the first Biotech DAO (BioDAO) on Solana, just raised $1.77M from 1,000+ funders to revolutionize rare disease treatment. 👏

Their latest flex is a potential cure for AARS2, a fatal disease with zero treatments—and the DAO owns it! 😲

How it works ⚙️

🩺 Patients + Crypto = Cures: Patients help fund research and even own a stake in the medicine via $CURES tokens.

🔬 Tokenized Science: Breakthroughs become NFTs, making research open-source & rewarding.

🚀 No More Waiting Decades: Curetopia repurposes existing drugs, cutting years off the process.

With $15M+ raised by DeSci in just three months while traditional funding (NIH/NSF) stalls, the future of medicine is looking decentralized.

Meet the brain behind it 🧠

Dr. Ethan Perlstein (Harvard PhD, YC alum) already pushed a drug to Phase 3 trials for just $5M—a budget that Big Pharma would burn on coffee runs.

Now, he’s uniting patients, scientists, and web3 to make cures faster, cheaper, and community-driven.

Big Pharma, take notes. 📝

The U.S. is pushing pro-Bitcoin policies, but prices are still dragging. Why?

A Forbes report gives these reasons:

💰 The U.S. Strategic Bitcoin Reserve is built on seized BTC, not fresh buys.

💀 The $1.5B ByBit hack shook market confidence.

📉 Global macroeconomic drama = risk assets taking a hit.

The play ⤵️

While short-term volatility persists, long-term adoption and regulatory clarity could set the stage for a sustained crypto rally.

Keep an eye on regulatory shifts and position yourself before the next pump. 🚀

And time’s up!

👀 Kanye is still unpredictable, degens are gambling big, Bitcoin predictions are wild, and the crypto market stays chaotic. 

👉 Stay smart. Stay liquid. And for the love of Satoshi, don’t FOMO into meme coins because of a tweet.

– Your head chronographer. 🫡