Welcome back to another edition of the 13th Hour!

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We’re bringing you the latest in memecoin news and the juiciest alpha from the trenches. With me again today is the Timekeeper…

Wait — What’s the deal Timekeeper? Why the long clockface?

The Timekeeper: “These markets man… the trenches have been completely dry.”

Yeah it sure does seem that way huh? Bitcoin couldn’t stay above $110k and we haven’t had any big runners recently...

But that doesn’t mean there’s any less news!

Today’s Topics

🐳 Hyperliquid’s $1B Whale: Is This Crypto’s Roaring Kitty?

🌕🐷 Moonpig: Andrew Tate’s Largest Crypto Holding

🔄 A Recap: What Happened To Our Memecoins

Ever heard of James Wynn? He’s the hottest new name in crypto.

So why the Keanu Reeves pic? Well it’s because that’s the picture we know him by.

Say hello to James Wynn: Crypto Twitter’s “guy of the week.” If we were Swifties, James Wynn would be our Travis Kelce. Or a Jonas brother. I don’t know which one, I don’t listen to the radio (except when Sabrina Carpenter is on).

Anyway so what’s the big deal with this guy? Well a few weeks ago he became the first person to open a $1 BILLION position on Hyperliquid. That’s right, Billion with a B.

There’s just one problem: He opened it when Bitcoin was almost at $108k, so he’s been fighting for his life ever since. He has lost almost $100M in a week.

But wait, it gets even more interesting. You see James Wynn longed Bitcoin at $108k publicly on Hyperliquid. This is a decentralized exchange so if you know his wallet address you can track his positions… and figure out his exact liquidation point.

Not only is Bitcoin moving against him, James Wynn claims that Bitcoin is moving down because of him… He says he’s being hunted by market makers.

He’s now rallying the troops to long Bitcoin and fight off the big guys… Sound familiar?

I told you things weren’t boring.

And there’s even more. James Wynn publicly put out a call for people to donate money to his wallet address to “fight the market making cabal.”

A whopping $20,000 in donations later, the market makers have been successfully defeated (for now).

So what is the deal with this guy? Did he actually lose $100M in a week? Well on paper, yes… But of course CT has no shortage of theories as to what’s really going on here.

The Timekeeper: “Uh how can you be both a Hyperliquid plant AND an anti-Hyperliquid promotion by the centralized exchanges?”

I don’t know, Timekeeper… But next time I need a theory about something I’m going to Crypto Twitter. Einstein ain’t got nothing on those guys.

Wait what’s that? You HAVEN’T heard enough about James Wynn yet? You NEED TO KNOW more lore about James Wynn? Specifically how it relates to memecoins?

Well do I have just the thing for you. Say hello to Moonpig.

It’s a pig… Going to the moon. What is there to not get?

It’s also quickly become the biggest holding in Andrew Tate’s wallet.

And, yes, you guessed it, there’s more.

James Wynn and Andrew Tate AKA Top G discussed Moonpig publicly on the Timeline, with Tate indicating he supports Wynn’s crusade against the cabal.

At the end, James Wynn asked Andrew Tate to burn 50% of his supply at 100M.

Look they don’t call him James Lose do they?

The absolute state of the trenches.

There’s also another coin coming out of the James Wynn saga. It’s called Money Isn’t Real. It is based on, yes, you guessed it, a James Wynn tweet.

This one is still only a few days old so we’ll see how it’ll do, but “Money isn’t real” is starting to be picked up as a slogan around CT.

“Alright, 13th Hour guy,” you say, “all this drama is nice, but I look at this newsletter for ALPHA! Where are the new coins??”

Well, dearest reader, I regret to inform you there just aren’t that many things out there right now that I’m confident putting in this newsletter (even though it is neeeeeever financial advice) so I just figured we’d look at some coins that are… on a dip. Or on their way out? Who knows?

Anyway here are some coins we’ve talked about in the past that are still not dead. So if you like them, maybe you can go bargain shopping (NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE!)

The Timekeeper: “The first coin is urmom”

Goddamn it Timekeeper, you were just waiting for that one. Had to get it out.

Yes, the first coin is, indeed, “urmom.”

The next coin was one we covered back in April: Italianrot.

The TikTok trend has died down but the coin is going strong, and still supported by popular influencers like Mitch.

Finally, we got Housecoin. This is one of the stronger coins from the latest “round” of memecoins launched over the last few months. We also covered Housecoin in a previous issue.

That’s all for today, folks.

We’ve done it again, we’ve finished yet another great edition of the 13th Hour (even if the Timekeeper was a bit salty today).

The Timekeeper: “We’ll come back when markets are better.”

We all want better markets, Timekeeper. James Wynn, most of all.

Until next time, 13th Hour crew out!